Your Daily Anachronism: my dad thought he heard Kurt Cobain say "Justin Bieber" in the chorus of "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

The current status of my replacement mattress, which was out for delivery until: Fuck this, moving back to Portland.

Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic, a big big butt

This "moving" thing is turning into a comedy of errors:

Was supposed to leave PDX Friday; flight was cancelled. Earliest available is tonight, 72 hours later, which was also just cancelled.

"Mittelschmerz" is a German compound word meaning "to be in pain twice as often as you thought you were due as a woman"

I've been singing "Plenty of cats at the Hotel California" for so long that I can't remember what it really is that there are plenty of.

Flight's delayed four hours and because the ticketing desk closes at a certain time, my cat and I have to be in the airport for all of them.

Selling my saxophone today. All the daydreams must go.

60 GiggleHertz