Millionaire Cat Lady

Wake up to cat pee, come home to cat vomit

Cursed to overhear Usher's "OMG" wherever I go and then get it suck in my head for the 6 hours that follow.

Stop naming children Chloe

The saddest thing I read today: "Insecurity can be overcome.[citation needed]"

Staind with a chance of Godsmack

I made meatloaf, so you can call me sweetloaf.

Top 3 Stupidest Songs of 2010: OMG - Usher; Firework - Katy Perry; The Time - Black Eyed Peas.

The two alive things I love most in the world are my dad and a cat

Broccoli rob