FINALLY cleaned all the eggs benedict out of my purse.

You'll never believe what just came out of my

I am now obsessed with the phrase, "in the Chernyshevsky manner." Thanks http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilya_Brik

Watched Inception. Still patting myself on the back for predicting the Michael Caine cameo within 15 seconds of him appearing on screen.

Really bad heartburn from a PLAIN BAGEL. When will my stomach just die already

I've eaten close to 1,000 calories in chocolate this morning. It's not even 10 am.

It's so funny when a cat

I dreamed Christina Hendricks was running away from me. She was wearing only boots. Everyone has that dream, right?

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Wearing yesterday's eyeliner on today's under-eye circles.