FINALLY cleaned all the eggs benedict out of my purse.

You'll never believe what just came out of my

I am now obsessed with the phrase, "in the Chernyshevsky manner." Thanks

Watched Inception. Still patting myself on the back for predicting the Michael Caine cameo within 15 seconds of him appearing on screen.

Really bad heartburn from a PLAIN BAGEL. When will my stomach just die already

I've eaten close to 1,000 calories in chocolate this morning. It's not even 10 am.

It's so funny when a cat

I dreamed Christina Hendricks was running away from me. She was wearing only boots. Everyone has that dream, right?


Wearing yesterday's eyeliner on today's under-eye circles.