Whatever I'm doing right now beats watching Longtime Companion and falling asleep two and a half hours ago

This has not been a good weekend for avoiding cat pee and cat vomit.

I over-thought what gonads are.

Still rinsing soy sauce out of my hair

OH: new 'art' is being put up on the walls here. its all tropical photos, might as well be putting up pictures of cake in a gym

I can only really wear a bra for like five minutes before I'm like, "get me out of this thing."

The steaks were made

I guess you can say that the rhubarb and ricotta blintzes I made were a *crepe* success. And now this day can go fuck itself.

Sex is basically hi-fiving with your body