And I said meow meow meowww, meow meow meow, I SAID MEOW, What's going on?
Eggs for breakfast? I'm ova it.
I wish that my office and my apartment could reach thermal equilibrium.
"how to be more positive without bragging"
Note to fashion: I refuse to cinch a chunky belt around my stomach to define my waistline. I already have one. Start tailoring shirts.
The thought of my cat groggily waking up from anesthesia is almost worth the $400 this dental procedure will surely cost.
"I like mackerel because it lets you know it's fish" - @moldeagle
It was @moldeagle 's idea to eat Lebanese before seeing Beirut tonight at Crystal Ballroom. Nicely played.
We went to high school with a kid we nicknamed Puddle of Matt, because he looked like the guy from Puddle of Mudd and his name was Matt.
A tarantula is just an eight-legged cat