Psyched that @crochetupdate is following me on Twitter. They're off the hook! Glad to finally be in the loop!

Stapp Infection: Scott Stapp cover band / solo project.

Whatever, guy on the bus with a top hat and a soul patch

Andrew W+K

Thank you, @moldeagle

Oatmeal is the saddest possible meal.

I dreamed a homeless man bit me in the face.

My headphones, a lamp #shitmycatbroke

Does anyone else sing "I HATE BIRTH CONTROL" to the tune of a certain Joan Jett song?

Just submitted my first entry to Urban Dictionary: nonsense - a euphemism for the genitals