I liked that Gotye and Kimbra song better when it was "Don't You Want Me" by Human League

Why is the couple experiencing foreplay always in front of me at concerts.

WURFL sounds like the name of a cat.

🎶I don't mind you coming here / And talking to my cat🎶

Dan Halen

Every Tuesday is fat for me.

PARTY CAT IS IN THE BED TONIGHT EVERYBODY GONNA SLEEP WITH A CAT

The thermostat in my boss' office is made by "Young Regulator." I guess you can say its packing heat!

"LET'S GET READY TO SCRUMBLLLLLLLE!" - me preparing for scrum

Bon Iver for best new artist? I've been hating him for years! For Emma, forwhoeverwhocares