I do love my dad's collection of old timey baseball stickers http://instagram.com/p/mfxx3Oobez/

My butt is just like a giant garbage bag that someone stuffed with garbage

Lawrence of Arrabbiata

Has every decision been wrong? Am I going to die alone, not even surrounded by one cat? Do I really have a sense of humor or am I just mean?

Let's boycott Javascript?

I'm in Portland for no reason, is that weird?

I saw the best minds of my generation something something Facebook

Broken molar, broken heart.

So like I'm about to have $1300 worth of dental work done, and since I voted to have Portland's water fluoridated, this is very upsetting.

This oversized Ziploc bag full of curdled milk I call a physique