Just showed a woman wearing a MAINE sweatshirt which way Stahhhhk street is.

Woody Allen's "Husbands and Wives" eating meals over the sink walking under a bridge listening to The National.

This is cat control to Major Dog

What must I have said, done or bought to make Facebook show me the "Unplanned Pregnancy?!" ads?

"SLOW RISE! TAKE IT EASY!" - songs to sing to bread

There are SEVERAL women who look like Philip Seymour Hoffman.

The downside to working with the Instagram API is that it's triggered my synesthesia and now I'm craving Dunkaroos.

Hey it's my apartment. http://t.co/sMJ96ZNF

Just smiled at a stranger on my way to pick up supplies to make my own birdcage. NONE MORE TWEE.

First exchanges on Facebook between me and my dad. http://t.co/I4PmSA1y