How are optimists never exhausted by being wrong so often
The meows are coming from inside the house!
Did you spend your weekend laying on the sofa blowing bubbles for your cat? If not, your weekend was not as good as mine.
My feet, they are too old for flip flops.
I walked beside a beautiful woman for a few blocks.I lost her at a stoplight and was left staring longingly at the swinging of her ponytail.
Come on every brunch place in Portland, I can also make vanilla cardamom french toast.
Just ripped my second pair of pants in under two weeks. The Gap refers to the space where pants used to be.
OH: YOU PHOTOSHOPPED A CAT OVER ME CUT ME SOME SLACK
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
Happy anniversary to my mini husband. http://t.co/Mj4rzI99