Features for China was the name of my new romantics band in the 80s
Young men of Portland: Know your references. You can't dress like a minor character in Fiddler on the Roof AND have a Hitler Youth haircut.
Yo my code is so DRY it saw an immunologist and got diagnosed with Sjögren's, peace out Saturday night
He's the one they call Dr. Catbreath
Ask me about my gallows humor...before it's too late
Memcached looks like the name of some ancient Babylonian king, like Nebuchadnezzar or Antiochus. (pronounced Mem-ca-khed if you have to ask)
"I don't SEE the crow. This bridge must be safe today." Cut to: running up-bridge for .2mi cowering as a crow swoops down at me repeatedly.
An umbrella will protect you from being attacked by a crow, but it will not protect you from the horror of being attacked by a crow.
Happy 65th birthday to celebrity crush Jonathan Pryce, who, Freudianly, my dad looked like in the '90s. http://t.co/nL2Qoy3k
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