One in three Americans falls asleep on the toilet at work every minute.

Would anyone like to tweet about the 1988 episode of SNL hosted by Carl Weathers because that's what I'm watching right now.

A mash up of Cum on Feel the Noize and All You Need is Love called Cum on Feel the Love or All You Need is Noize.

How can I diminish the appearance of wrinkles caused by frequent crying?

Words that make me feel old: Tinie Tempah, Waka Flocka Flame, Wiz Khalifa

I never imagined I would spend this much of my adult life talking about gentrification.

The internet: a place to tell everyone you vomited

Day 1 of doxycycline http://t.co/k5SMNT5q

Sold toilet paper to my neighbor for $1 today. This is definitely the life I envisioned for myself.

I wonder if the new FitBits are less likely to disappear...said the now-sedentary person who has lost two of them who is also me.