The Peggy Olsonest of days In my Liz Lemonest of years


A perfect one bedroom in my dream building in Portland just went on the market. I continue to regret everything!

"Working on my slides" (brag) is code for "sitting in a coffee shop on a sunny day, listening to Suedehead and eating my hair"

Simone-Lucie-Ernestine-Marie Bertrand de Beauvoir

This is some Glengarry Glen Ross level rain

And then it hit me. He doesn't really look like his name would be Lenny Kravitz.

fuck fuck fuck

A rare motor neuron disease that causes the afflicted to only drop stuff into the litter box

Had a nightmare, went to yoga, did a couple of blahblahblahsana, everybody hurts