Love that my dad was at Comicon this weekend. http://t.co/IYsMEa2kjy

How offended should I be that the doorman didn’t believe I was my father’s daughter because I look too old

Announcing my retirement from the web to pursue a life of drinking bourbon and eating pizza.

New game show idea: Who Has A Landline?

I sweat glitter

There's too much going on http://t.co/bwCSbvqqrJ

My celebrity chef name is Angelina Braciolie

OR DID HE http://t.co/wXKtZiDxvK

Would Terri Nunn be mad if she knew I've been substituting the words "fart parade" in the lyrics to Masquerade

Elmo died and Tyra Banks