Not invited to any Halloween parties or my ten year high school reunion 😫🔫
A green military-style jacket came into my possession yesterday. Transformation complete: http://t.co/x16LWKnTgn
Almost bought a pair galaxy-print leggings but didn’t want my butt to become a model for the expansion of the universe
Another violent dream about zombies staged in the house I grew up in. So much blood.
So what if I have ONE WEB knuckle tattoos?
I don't know why this photo is so funny to me http://t.co/fosQ0CXp9m actually I think I know
My dad just found a beard he shaved off ten years ago in a bag in his apartment.
Found this early photo of me explaining computers to a room full of guys http://t.co/9pOXIDciFC
I made something incredibly stupid on purpose at #musichackday http://t.co/4ecdf18UoL Too ashamed to actually demo it. /ht @beep
There is no god what god would make cats