Not invited to any Halloween parties or my ten year high school reunion 😫🔫

A green military-style jacket came into my possession yesterday. Transformation complete: http://t.co/x16LWKnTgn

Almost bought a pair galaxy-print leggings but didn’t want my butt to become a model for the expansion of the universe

Another violent dream about zombies staged in the house I grew up in. So much blood.

So what if I have ONE WEB knuckle tattoos?

I don't know why this photo is so funny to me http://t.co/fosQ0CXp9m actually I think I know

My dad just found a beard he shaved off ten years ago in a bag in his apartment.

Found this early photo of me explaining computers to a room full of guys http://t.co/9pOXIDciFC

I made something incredibly stupid on purpose at #musichackday http://t.co/4ecdf18UoL Too ashamed to actually demo it. /ht @beep

There is no god what god would make cats