FINALLY cleaned all the eggs benedict out of my purse.
You'll never believe what just came out of my
I am now obsessed with the phrase, "in the Chernyshevsky manner." Thanks http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilya_Brik
Watched Inception. Still patting myself on the back for predicting the Michael Caine cameo within 15 seconds of him appearing on screen.
Really bad heartburn from a PLAIN BAGEL. When will my stomach just die already
I've eaten close to 1,000 calories in chocolate this morning. It's not even 10 am.
It's so funny when a cat
I dreamed Christina Hendricks was running away from me. She was wearing only boots. Everyone has that dream, right?
Wearing yesterday's eyeliner on today's under-eye circles.