Tell me if you'd think it'd be alright, if I could just crash here tonight you see I'm no sheep for driving, anyway I've got no place to go
Even the clerk at the pet hotel seemed uncomfortable when I referred to my cat as my husband.
Just arrived 15 years too late for my crush on Dave Grohl
TRIVIA: Both my dad and I can't tell the difference between Lyle Lovett and Tom Waits.
Anthony Kiedes' dad lives in Portland and looks like this: http://t.co/3pIF7X7F Is it possible to be an UGLY Lyle Lovett?
Went to the dentist today - incidentally I was 24 hours early to my appointment - but apparently three of my fillings are missing. MAGNETO!!
I saw Yo La Tengo live and it was El Boring
🎶She lies and says she loves petting him, can't find a better cat🎶
Pro tip: Don't put instant coffee in your hot cereal. It doesn't sound like a good idea and it isn't.
BBC Shows: Coronation Street, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, British Jeopardy, Frasier UK, Will & Grace & The Queen, Prince Charles in Charge