Psyched that @crochetupdate is following me on Twitter. They're off the hook! Glad to finally be in the loop!
Stapp Infection: Scott Stapp cover band / solo project.
Whatever, guy on the bus with a top hat and a soul patch
Thank you, @moldeagle http://t.co/LHkuuxya
Oatmeal is the saddest possible meal.
I dreamed a homeless man bit me in the face.
My headphones, a lamp #shitmycatbroke
Does anyone else sing "I HATE BIRTH CONTROL" to the tune of a certain Joan Jett song?
Just submitted my first entry to Urban Dictionary: nonsense - a euphemism for the genitals