Are you there god? It's me, Chloe, and I'm confused by my post-partum shaped hips.
Getting ready to do my 3 miles around the waterfront after I finish this breakfast ice cream cone
Bon Iver is about as fun as someone else's funeral.
'Justice' is a great first name if you want people to assume you're on the Supreme Court.
RIP plant formerly known as 'Dying Ficus'
Do people still say 'crunk'? #lazyweb
My least favorite sound is definitely the sound of laughing children.
Multiple people in this karaoke bar look like my brother. /cc @jaredcrossweil
Q: Why did the patrons of the Windows restaurant have trouble determining what to order? A: Too many menus!
Mumford and Sons sounds like somebody vomited on the O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack.