Long stem roses are the way to your heart but he needs to start with your cat
http://t.co/pOjalXbb um SPOILERS?
Worried about wrinkles? Stop expressing yourself.
MORTADELLA, pistachioed dark vampyress of the night
Watching the sunset, listening to Psychedelic Furs @ Steel Bridge http://t.co/FQK0bM17
William McKinley was my favorite-looking president http://t.co/4T7Xy9X0
I put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the waffle maker, and am ready to ask my toaster to move out.
Just found the precursor to Sound of Summer: http://t.co/geOUXrCE
A dentist told me that I’m too young to have such wear on my teeth associated with a lifetime of bruxism, but it’s nice to be called young.
#sciatica You’re never too young for sciatica #sciatica