OH: I really liked that X-Men character, Nightstalker.
The horrible people in front of me on both flights have leaned their seats so far back that they’re actually gestating within my uterus.
A lifetime of being two steps behind my metabolism.
In a Times Article, A Journalist Can Barely Hide His Mocking Tone http://t.co/gBKJd4lI
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, I'm a cat lady and that's the number of cats I own
This is amazing, I’m watching several people who are ecstatic to be at work on a Sunday night.
IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A CAT WEDDING
I would be much more efficient at my job if I could spell "marign" and "aligh" ever
Desktoppelganger: An awful name I came up with for screen sharing software
How should we call the steps you earn as you purposefully wander around your apartment, looking for the FitBit?