The wikipedia page for space food has a lot of funny things distributed throughout it: http://t.co/I8XFCdpf
NAILED IT. See y'all from Jeopardy. http://t.co/7o1UgLgV
Chumbawambananarama: http://t.co/RALYFD9w (by @plamere and via @moldeagle)
It's going to take some compartmentalization in order to sleep tonight.
I just checked in to see what condition my skin condition was in
I thought this stopped happening when my name became the 10th most popular girl's name in the country. http://t.co/REkag4Cu
I forgot to share this offensively jingoistic light show I witnessed when I was in Las Vegas earlier this moonth: http://t.co/o293VeJT
There is definitely a kid named Chloe on this flight. I can tell because someone keeps sternly telling me to sit down and put my hat on.
Someone told me I looked like Liv Tyler but with Angelina Jolie's lips AND I'm in Hawaii this is the best night I've ever lived