Hey y'all is it to late for SLASH WEDNESDAY http://t.co/UBTextdJ
I thought y'all was being cheeky, but it turns out today is actually pancake day.
Bun Iver http://t.co/arlAPRDv
If I'm awake for too long I get depressed.
Can't I just put a moustache on my contract and say it's a proposal
I started freelancing six months ago today! (redux) http://t.co/Vfx71Z8x h/t @andymcmillan
I started freelancing six months ago today! http://t.co/7ppcVQ0U
Losing my mind on day 3 of the flu http://t.co/bA8JGTtL
I used to be addicted to penne a la vodka. I guess you could say I was hitting the sauce pretty hard.
Waitstaff of London et al: you do know I'm accustomed to tipping 20% for anything that even resembles the bare minimum of service right?