Wait so Molly is just MDMA? Are the 90s back or what
What if Wheatus' "Teenage Dirtbag" was actually titled "Teenage Shitbag" and "Teenage Dirtbag" was just the radio edit? I am so sad today.
On Halloween dress like a cop but youre really dressed as the line "Let's dress up like cops think of what we can do" from Televisions Venus"
Thank you for the RATT hair. I love waking up every morning of my life looking like a member of RATT.
SCOWLING QUEEN, YOUNG AND MEAN ONLY 28
“Anything Goes” by Cole Porter but I’ve rewritten it so that it’s “Everything Blows” and it’s about the obnoxiousity of August 2013
Today I made cavatelli from scratch AND pizza dough using the whey left over from the ricotta I made last week AM I ITALIAN YET PLEASE
🎶 THAT HYPOCRITE HUGS TWO CATS A DAY 🎶
100 squats, 100 push ups, 100 burpees, 100 bicycle crunches, 100 bridges, 100 tricep dips,100 lunges, 100 step ups. Blood on my yoga mat. 💪
Trouble Will Find Me is a great name for a racehorse