Love that my dad was at Comicon this weekend. http://t.co/IYsMEa2kjy
How offended should I be that the doorman didn’t believe I was my father’s daughter because I look too old
Announcing my retirement from the web to pursue a life of drinking bourbon and eating pizza.
New game show idea: Who Has A Landline?
I sweat glitter
There's too much going on http://t.co/bwCSbvqqrJ
My celebrity chef name is Angelina Braciolie
OR DID HE http://t.co/wXKtZiDxvK
Would Terri Nunn be mad if she knew I've been substituting the words "fart parade" in the lyrics to Masquerade
Elmo died and Tyra Banks